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I am not going to have sex today.

Why'd he get blacklisted? I saw one of his videos the other day (starring role, not directing, that is). Seems a bit young to be a mogul of anything. Should stick to what he's good at. :)
 
I heard he was underage in some of his earlier vidoes and he lied about it.
 
Yes, it was because of the underage thing, and because the owner of his studio turned up all murdered and burnt to a crisp. Two other porn actors were arrested for the crime, and he has an alibi. But porn industry people are even more fucked up than mainstream Hollywood people. So, go know.
 
Wow, that's heavy.
 
Did he do an exploitative "burned to a crisp" themed porn afterwards?
 
Staring Dale Winton?
 
BRING ON THE WALL!
 
After 8 years with the same woman we dont even think about sex.

I just have to do it myself if i want it.
 
Damn. My folks were married for 43 years, and they kept pumping out kids (and/or trying for kicks) through the first 18 years of that run. And I know they didn't just stop cold after they had the last one.

I guess you're not Irish Catholic? ;)
 
IT IS A DUTY TO GOD to have nine million kids then lock them in the shed.
 
EVERY JEW SPERM IS SACRED
 
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.

PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!

NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!
 
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