Enkephalen
My Stars!
The only time I may be considered to be 'full of myself' would be when I have an unusual buildup of cum in my balls, ready to be released. Are you offering to be my vessel at this time? It is quite a load, after all. But first, you must have the ability to trigger that load, which I doubt very much, seeing as how you are but a fatass.
Rather difficult to 'flop' my penis around, seeing as it is rather large. I would indeed injure many a lady if I did so. I know you want some sweetie, but it ain't happening.
Luci, Luci, Luci -- you are a fixed point in the Universe. And you are the only person who would take someone else's put down and assume that it was a come on for a tryst. Honestly, Luci, you really need to see things for what they really are: it was a put down, a slam against your manhood, and nothing more. If someone wants something more from you, why they would just say so. Move along, nothing to hang your hat on.