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The only time I may be considered to be 'full of myself' would be when I have an unusual buildup of cum in my balls, ready to be released. Are you offering to be my vessel at this time? It is quite a load, after all. But first, you must have the ability to trigger that load, which I doubt very much, seeing as how you are but a fatass.

Rather difficult to 'flop' my penis around, seeing as it is rather large. I would indeed injure many a lady if I did so. I know you want some sweetie, but it ain't happening.

Luci, Luci, Luci -- you are a fixed point in the Universe. And you are the only person who would take someone else's put down and assume that it was a come on for a tryst. Honestly, Luci, you really need to see things for what they really are: it was a put down, a slam against your manhood, and nothing more. If someone wants something more from you, why they would just say so. Move along, nothing to hang your hat on.
 
Luci, Luci, Luci -- you are a fixed point in the Universe. And you are the only person who would take someone else's put down and assume that it was a come on for a tryst. Honestly, Luci, you really need to see things for what they really are: it was a put down, a slam against your manhood, and nothing more. If someone wants something more from you, why they would just say so. Move along, nothing to hang your hat on.

I cannot be 'put down' as you claim. My superior station prevents it. That's like Phyllis Diller telling Natalie Portman that she is ugly by comparison to her. It may only be seen as ridiculous.
 
Your 'superior station', eh? No wonder you're so angsty. There's no one to entertain you on the north shores of Lake Superior, is there?
Hence your worldview that you're better than everyone else.
 
Yes. That is him. Sometimes I like him. Sometimes I forget who the hell he is. Could be the vest is hot but his stuck uppitiness is not.
 
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