I am writing this thread in hopes of meeting nice man

[Fuddlemiff]

The reason I am writing this thread to you is to meet new people.
I am 25years Pretty girl here in russia. I want to make friendship. I have nice
pictures to send to you if you want. Please tell me if we can be friends. Then
we can write letters to each other. ttyl with great hope.

This is my personal email:[email protected]

 

[The Tomtrek]

LOOK NO FURTHER


than Wacky

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Wacky is he is big willy yes?

 

[The Tomtrek]

Wacky is


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[Fuddlemiff]

is long but too much in the thin.

i need loubear, where he is?

 

[Ishcabittle]

There's a dude on here with a big dick, although I can't remember the name... you should hit that guy up.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

i will but this name you don't have.

 

[CaptainWacky]

My name is Lou Carpenter and I would be happy to meet you!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

ah good i need strong man with tools to fix toilet, it's being through the back past the vodka and assorted russian stereotypes!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I SUPPOSE BACK IN RUSSIA, YOU DON'T FIX TOILET, TOILET FIXES YOU!

 

[CaptainWacky]

It would be funny if Mishka found Connor's body and thought Lou killed him so she EATS the body to get rid of the evidence.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Harrold: Ah, Mishka, have you been eating Irishmen again? *wibble wobble*

 

[CaptainWacky]

Lyn Scully: OH PAUL, GIVE IT TO ME, GIVE IT TO ME!

Paul: Here you go!

Lyn: That's a WAD OF CASH!

Paul: What else could you possibly want from me, you old dear?

Lyn: AAAAAAAAAAARGH.

Steph: OH NO MY CANCER'S BACK...IN MY BACK!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Max: STRUTH, I'VE JUST DISCOVERED IM SHAPED LIKE A POTATOE

Boyd: I'VE ONLY BEEN IN MEDICAL SCHOOL FOR A FEW WEEKS, SO NATURALLY I ALREADY KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT BEING A DOCTOR. THUS, I WILL CURE STEPH'S BACK CANCER AND MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. I'LL EVEN TRY TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THOSE SIDEBURNS, BUT DAMNIT IM NOT A MIRACLE WORKER.

Lyn: BOYD YOU'RE SO HOT AND IM ON THE REBOUND FROM PAUL, YOU KNOOOOOOWWW?! LET'S HAVE SEX OH SHIT WAIT A MINUTE AREN'T I YOUR GRANDMOTHER NOW WTF?!!

Shahbaz: DO AS YOU MUST LORD VADER!!!

 

[The Tomtrek]

"Boyd" is a pretty stupid name.


I remember when "Boyd" hung around with a kid called "Saxon".

"Boyd & Saxon".

 

[Fuddlemiff]

It's even worse since his last name his Hoyland. Boyd Hoyland. Toy Boy Boyd Hoyland. Toy Boy Boyd Hoyland and Saxon.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Boyd Hoyland in Toyland?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Coy Toy Boy Boyd Hoyland in Toyland with ... eurgh

Sorry! an unexpected error has occurred.

This error has been forwarded to Jemima Fuddlemiff's technical group.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I like the way Ned can't act at all.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Elle actually said so in one episode. Not that she can act either. Least she looks fit in a Nicole Kidman sorta way.