I as a dual have lost all purpose in life

[MessengerX]

I can't do it anymore. I can't. There's just no reason to get up in the morning.

I used to be a talking puppet. A shadow of another person. But what am I now? Who am I?

Messenger, you !@#$.............

I've thought about jumping off a bridge. Maybe swallowing a bullet. But I can't remember if I'm supposed to be from a country which let's you carry guns.

I'm less than nothing. Time to hit the needle.

Thanks for listening.

 

[CaptainWacky]

VKD started out as a dual (maybe) and he's nearly a functioning person now!

 

[Franz Ferdinand]

TAKE ME WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

[Mirah]

Yes, take them All with you!

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Don't take one of mine. I only have three left and there's a weekend coming up.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Duals need to be liberated from the tyranny of singles.

 

[headvoid]

sock puppets are sometimes simply wank receptacles.

 

[Cassie]

THE THINGS I LEARN ON THE INTERNETS!

 

[Ishcabittle]

You know, it always seems like a good idea at first, wanking into a sock. Easy cleanup, good friction, you know. But it is hell cleaning those socks out again, they're never really right with the world after that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The only probably I really have with wanking is I never have the energy to even get started.

 

[headvoid]

It would be great if you found a nice warm sock sexy

 

[headvoid]

SOCK PORN

PHWOAAARRR!!!

 

[Ishcabittle]

Throw a sock in the dryer for twenty minutes and it's just like the real thing*!!

*real thing meaning vagina

 

[CaptainWacky]

Except that attached to a woman.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

SOCK PORN

PHWOAAARRR!!!

Looks like Lenny Henry's kinda night in to me.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd rather fuck a sock than Dawn French.

 

[speck]

SOCK PORN

PHWOAAARRR!!!

Those are good socks.

I seem to be alive.

 

[Franz Ferdinand]

 

[CaptainWacky]

He is MABUS, the third anti-Christ forseen by Nostradamus. I'M FUCKING TELLING YOU.