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I ate too much

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
Now I feel bloated.

I HATE THIS WHY DO I DO THIS COULD YOU IMAGINE IF I SMOKED CRACK I'D BE SO DEAD BY NOW LOL!
 
I can get addicted to the oddest things. Advocat was a low point.
 
I gorged on Indian food the other day and felt nasty the rest of the day.

BUT IT WAS FUCKING WORTH IT
 
yeah, we're all craving the carbs these days..and our bodies are saying EAT UP! WINTER IS COMING....I made a blueberry pie this week so I know it's just that time of year. I had to add the effing stationary bike back to my routine again at the gym cuz it's too fricking cold to ride outside anymore.
 
Santa Claus eats a lot.
 
I want to eat more.
 
THINK OF YOUR HEART.
 
Food dulls the pain in my heart.
 
*hands Eggs a slice of freshly baked wild blueberry pie*

eat it quick - the minions can smell it 880 miles away!
 
Won't the minions see the blueberry stains on his hands and mouth? It's hard to convince minions that you didn't eat anything yummy when they see blue teeth.
 
That's why I always have a pack of ORBIT handy!
 
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