I beg your pardon!

[Gagh]

"WAIT, HONEY - I SAID YES!!! LET'S GET MARRIED NOW!!"

 

[Mentalist]

ALL THESE PICTURES HAVE MADE ME FEEL VIOLENT

 

[Gagh]

"YEAH! MY FINGER JUST FIT RIGHT UP THERE, AND IT'S NOT EVEN 10 O'CLOCK!"

 

[Gagh]

"FROM AN EXTRA ON WILL AND GRACE, TO BEING FORCED TO WEAR THIS FAGGY SHIT AT A THIRD RATE PARTY. I HATE LIFE"

 

[Gagh]

"WATCH OUT - WE'RE GONNA GO ROOF SURFING LIKE IN TEEN WOLF!!!"

 

[Mentalist]

I'M THE MOODY BUT SENSITIVE ONE DONT YOU KNOW. I WRITE POETRY AND I HAVE THE COOLEST HAIR IN SCHOOL.

 

[Gagh]

"WAIT A MOMENT - YOU'RE NOT HANS' ARSE!"

 

[Mentalist]

DAMN YOU DID IT FIRST!

DAMN MY ISDN CONNECTION!

 

[Gagh]

"ONE MINUTE, I THINK I'M IN, THEN THIS FAT BITCH IS TRYING TO EAT MY ARM!"

 

[Mentalist]

...............

 

[Gagh]

"OK, WHO INVITED THE FUCKING LAWNMOWER, AND WHY DOES THIS BITCH LOOK LIKE GENE WILDER?"

 

[Gagh]

"HEY - IT'S NOT LIKE ANYONE OTHER THAN GINGER IS GOING TO FEEL ME UP!"

 

[Gagh]

"HI, IS THIS THE AUDITION FOR 'C.H.I.P.S?"

 

[Mentalist]

WE'RE NOT GAY.... HONEST.. ITS COLLEGE HIJINX DONTCHA KNOW!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Could we please not make fun of this venerable Country Music hit???

 

[Gagh]

"SUDDENLY, BRINGING MYSELF OFF OVER THAT GLOSSY OF MARTIN SHORT ALONE IN THE TUB, SEEMS LIKE A GOOD NIGHT IN"

 

[Gagh]

"WHAT DO YOU FUCKING MEAN, IT ISN'T A PAJAMA PARTY???"

 

[Mentalist]

I THINK SOMEONE SPIKED MY DRINK WITH METHANPHETAMINE

 

[Gagh]

"QUCK SCOOBY - BACK TO THE MYSTERY MACHINE!"

 

[Gagh]

HIM (I THINK)- "AND DON'T YOU DARE EXPOSE THE PHOTO BACK TO FRONT, RETARD!"
HER - "OMG - THE FIRST ANDROGENOUS ALIEN! - THE J'NAII EXIST!!!!"