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I can speek freely!!!

Cranky Bastard said:
All trolls must be brute? And yet when someone exhibits brute trolling, TKers respond with "try harder."

No, all trolls must consist of doing something. You, what do you do? You've got exactly two strategies -- do nothing or try to shock us, and we can't be shocked, trust me on that. I've already personally run off most of the people who could be shocked here, and Hambil, Menty, Jack and a not-so-small handful of folks remember all too well how. You, in comparison, either do nothing, or run your one-trick pony, which happens to be the same one-trick pony every long-timer here outgrew a long, long time ago. The only reason you don't see it is because it's so far beyond you -- no bluster there, no hyperbole, just readily discernible fact.

You know only one packaged response: effete boredom.

You and your buddies have yet to elicit any other response. You've tried exactly two tacks, and neither of them excite. They never will. It takes a real dumbass to do the same thing over and over and over again and expect something new to happen.

Shit, did you all shop at the same place for your styles? The commonplace responses lack any originality or imagination.

Do they need to yet? Have you done anything new that you could rightfully expect to get a new response to?

TheQuestion, you might be intelligent (yes, a compliment), but you are one of the lousiest trolls I've ever met. Even our Astral can ass-whup you 8 different ways.

Can Astral troll the shit out of a board, then come back and infiltrate that same board and be an "outstanding member" there for over a year, then drag it into a raging board war? Can Astral infiltrate a board and then bring members of that board here on friendly and happy terms? You still obviously don't see the difference between trolling and flaming.
 
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know, we bore you. Anything posted gets a "bored" response. Doesn't matter if it's 9 different ways or "two" as you claim. We still bore you.

I'm not here to entertain you.

As far as I'm concerned, you need to demonstrate to ME that you deserve the label of "troll" you have pinned to your cheap shirt. Your responses are exactly what you accuse me of providing: nothing new.

You're being trolled on so many levels that you cannot even see... sad.
 
Run a board search on the word "Stardestroyer." I made my bones a long time ago, whippersnapper. Time for you to ante up.
 
Cranky Bastard said:
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know, we bore you. Anything posted gets a "bored" response. Doesn't matter if it's 9 different ways or "two" as you claim. We still bore you.

I'm not here to entertain you.

As far as I'm concerned, you need to demonstrate to ME that you deserve the label of "troll" you have pinned to your cheap shirt. Your responses are exactly what you accuse me of providing: nothing new.

You're being trolled on so many levels that you cannot even see... sad.

Take a Midol and shut the fuck up already.
 
I can speak freely now the rain is gone...
I can see all obstacles in my way
Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind
It’s gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright)
Sun-Shiny day.
 
Hambil said:
I can speak freely now the rain is gone...
I can see all obstacles in my way
Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind
It’s gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright)
Sun-Shiny day.

Done that joke on page one, pay attention.
 
Whippersnapper?

You're trying to hide the gray at your temples and my white is prominently displayed.

Vain. Egotistical. Conceit!
 
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