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I can't even be bothered eating custard creams properly anymore

I actually do say yeehah :rwmad:
 
There's no such fucking thing a "shortbread cookie."
 
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DON'T FUCK WITH OUR COOKIES WACKY :rwmad:
 
Yeah the FDA is not fond of people "fucking with cookies".
 
Lorna Doone is an abomination.

I think we should stone her.
 
You STILL HAVEN'T SAID WHAT A COOKIE IS :rwmad:

I bet it's a big secret. Like a robot minge or something.
 
A cookie is a rough baked, rich thing that crumbles in the mouth and has an airy texture.

A biscuit is a FUCKIN BISCUIT - harder baked for longer and more likely to break than crumble.

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IT'S JUST CALLED "SHORTBREAD" YOU DON'T HAVE TO ADD "COOKIE" TO THE END.
 
I'm American. I don't have to listen to any of your so-called "Alternative Voices."
 
HEDGEHOG BISCUIT HEEEDGEHOG

BISCUIT
 
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I'm pretty sure I wandered into this thread for a reason.... but I'll be damned if I can remember what that reason was now.
 
Do Americans call Kit Kats "Kit Kat Cookies"!?
 
No those are candy bars :rwmad:
 
When someone vomits, we say they "tossed their cookies".
 
I wonder what Twinkies are called on Omicron Persei 8.
 
After posting that picture at the start of the thread I ended up buying invasion of the body snatchers, and its slow as hell, my teenage self loved the film, my middle aged self is not digging it as much.
 
It's a shame we don't have enough people who get really cross about threads going off topic. This would be a beauty to wind them up with.
 
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