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[CaptainWacky]

jklsdfj I can't


tgrasifd THING OF THE DYA

body feels like macaroni

you know things that youc an't describe?

how do you describe them?

because by their very NATURE you can't

because they're things you don't describe CAN't describe

so how do you prove they exist?

do you just make up words like MASDFHKL:J

no

because you never see words like MSDFKKL

damn it

DAMN IT

lol

so people think you're lying, righT?

like athings

like depression

everyone's who's depressed could just be lying

or ASpersgers!

FUCKING ASPERGER's

that must be made up right

what the fuck

it's jut a label you put on awkward people

people wgho can't be helped

because their different and wrong

and the rules don't apply

SO YOU MAKE UP RULEs

you call it asperger's

and once you name something you've defined it

and then it's easy!

just say that the fact you can't describe how you feel at all is a symptom!

and and and and then the asperger's people think that "oh that makes snese, no use owrryong about how I'm fundamentally different from everyone else on the planet!"

and they just start acting like other asperger's people

but they're all just acting up to a created ideal of what it is

see Ic an't describe what I'm trying to say

lol

hfp
dsjifhj

hgs

hf

yeah so what I'm saying is we should all jus tkill ourselve?

maybe

no

not you

jus tme

just you all live and I'll wait

we'll all cease in the end

so I suppose that maensgfs

h


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lol I eat hg
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can't do thsi

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'd give you karma, but it would be the only one for the day. Someone else might be more in need of a boost from my satchel. You are the 4th-most powerful karmaloid at Troll Kingdom, and I am the 6th-most powerful. For us to exchange karma is like rearranging pebbles in the Grand Canyon. But someone who is lowly and weak, or new and unaware of the dangers of TK, might be lurking out there, wandering from post to post, saying brilliant things like "What's this button do?" and picking their seat. They are the people who we were charged with rescuing when we donned our capes and cowls. And had the radioactive-charged hot wax poured on our rings. And were given the cool rides with all kinds of gadgets that even Bond James Bond would cream his Haggers' over. And got the best suites at the Fortress of Cool Superheroes Marriott in Brugge. With digital cable AND satellite. And a TiVO box the size of a Volkswagen. I'm talking a year's worth of Friends reruns fits on this fucker. From 2 different channels! PLUS PORN. And I'm talking hi-def videos, not your mom's 1-bit JPG scans of old Euroboy mags. Plus how Chrissie Hynde comes over and plays for us WHENEVER WE CALL. How many times have we grabbed that girl's hair to save her from drowning in a puddle of her own sick? I've lost count. Maybe Bick has it in one of his spreadsheets...

 

[CaptainWacky]

How do I find out where I rank Karmawise?

 

[CaptainWacky]

OKAY, I went to the member list and sorted by Karma, but it seems a bit random. How can Harkley be so high when he never posts?

 

[Gagh]

Because he got lathered with Karma when it was worth 1000's of points a hit.

Which, is of course, where all mine came from, before it was decided that this was the reason how I found the multi-karma glitch, for some reason.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I never bothered to learn the Karma rules. AND I DOUBT I EVER WILL.