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I CAN'T SLEEP!

TOUCH BOOBIES
 
I don't have any boobies around here. I even fell asleep in my chair and then I woke up all sore and achy and when I went in and went to bed I couldn't go back to sleep again. :wah!:
 
I hate that
 
The Question said:
I don't have any boobies around here. I even fell asleep in my chair and then I woke up all sore and achy and when I went in and went to bed I couldn't go back to sleep again. :wah!:

Why don't you go to bed to start with? And you don't have boobies around there? But you do have them, they're just not there? :lol:
 
Real men sleep 4 hours a night and wrangle cattle all day!
 
And use rent boys.
 
And fall in love with there cow hands.
 
That's only in teh summertime when dere ain't no wimmen-folk about!
 
Something mountain.
 
Where do the women go in summer?
 
Err....they just go away, ok? JEEBUS!
 
Like fish swimming south for the winter.
 
INDEED LOL BONC!
 
O RLY?
 
I've been sleeping sitting up on the loveseat in the living room a lot the past few months. When my shoulder was busted it was the only way I could rest. And last weekend I strained my lower back and it's the same thing.

Fuck turning forty. I'm getting cyber implants.
 
I use sleeping pills.

You could always knock yourself out with a baseball bat....
 
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