I can't stop touching my face

[CaptainWacky]

If I don't it might disappear

 

[Acrimonious]

If I don't it might disappear

Careful, your face might freeze that way too...

(just one more thing to worry about)

 

[CaptainWacky]

HTANKS

 

[Cassie]

I CAN'T STOP TOUCHING MY KEYBOARD!!

 

[Gagh]

CAREFUL - YOU MAY BE TURNING INTO ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER. LOL - THEY CAN'T SEND YOU TO THE COOLER.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I can't stop killing kittens.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I have to tap the top of my skull now or else my brain will disappear.

 

[Acrimonious]

I have to tap the top of my skull now or else my brain will disappear.

I'm waiting for "I have to hang onto my cock or else it will disappear."

 

[CaptainWacky]

I have to make sure my cock doesn't drop off when I'm using the toilet, yes, imagine if I flushed it!

 

[Dr Dave]

You would no longer be the cock of the walk.