I can't stop yawning

[Tisiphone]

Frakking First Take is boring the shit out of me today. GRRRR...

25 minutes left.

 

[Dr Dave]

Red Bull gives you wings.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Heroin helps me dance.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Terrorists are gay!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

The word "yawning" made me yawn the instant I saw it in the title.

Damned psychosomaticism!

 

[Tisiphone]

Break the pressure

 

[Dr Dave]

You want people to start yawning, don't you?!

 

[Loktar]

*yawns*

 

[Tisiphone]

Well, I don't know if I like the idea of me making people bored....

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yawning was invented as a reaction to the tedium of life.

 

[Dr Dave]

It has started...

 

[Donovan]

bump for eery deja vu lol

 

[Tisiphone]

Well, hell...if I'd remembered I'd made this thread, I would have bumped it instead of creating a new one.

 

[Dr Dave]

It's ok.

 

[Donovan]

What we have is a chronic yawner folks. I just lolzed because of the similarity in replies, right down to somebody claiming the title made them yawn...

 

[Dr Dave]

It's all connected!

 

[Tisiphone]

THIS HAS ALL HAPPENED BEFORE AND WILL HAPPEN AGAIN

 

[Dr Dave]

So say we all.

 

[Donovan]

This should be the final thread where all our questions are answered yay! What do the yawns mean? Is Tisi really Tisi or is she a smoke monster? Why did all the others yawn too? Why are they Others and not us? Did yawning cause a plane crash, or did plain crashing cause the yawn?

I gots ta know!!!!!!

 

[Dr Dave]

All answers can be found in the index.