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I can't wait to have daughters

Messenger said:
Why? It's true. All I think about is hot woman-on-woman action. In the inevitable paradise that we must strive for, women will lick each other for our pleasure, and lick us while doing it. ... I feel oppressed when some people try to stifle my innate feelings of sexual masterfulness when they deny me a harem of 15 lovely ladies that would rub against each other and my cock whilst doing so. Heaven.
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Strap on a bomb and blow up some kids for Allah. Guaranteed 72 virgins all licking each other just for you.
 
I know, how about Hillary Clinton licking Barbra Streisand?

How you like them apples? Still get you squirting all over your keyboard like Peter North?

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Hey, if it's oh so cool to like lezbos fucking each other, why not get really "into it" by putting up a vision of the most obscene ugliness you could ever possibly think up.

The only thing worse might be some chick with dick getting it on with Ernst Rohm.
 
Cranky Bastard said:
Don't sweat, MT. Remember, lezzing out is all cool nowadays. It's chic.
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Fuck that!

I will not conform. I love cock way too much to ever give it up and for one thing, I don't like to share, so no other bitch can get anywhere near me and you.

Fucking bitches. Always hated most females. Evil, all of them.

:voodoo:
 
jack said:
I would never kiss a girl after she licked another girl.

Yucky fish!
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Tell me about it. I've done the MFF threesome thing that every teenager and sexually repressed nerd thinks is the greatest sexual event he could ever imagine.

It isn't and it isn't something I would ever repeat.
 
Miss Tanner said:
I know, how about Hillary Clinton licking Barbra Streisand?

How you like them apples? Still get you squirting all over your keyboard like Peter North?

:laugh:
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Please, for the love of all things holy, never mention Hillary Clinton and licking in the same sentence EVER again.
 
On a RL note. My girlfriend is bi. Her ex broke up with her when she came out to him. Though, he first tried to get her into therapy and wanted her medicated to cure her bisexuality. In case the insanity of that comment didn't sink in, I'll repeat it. He first tried to get her into therapy and wanted her medicated to cure her bisexuality.

IMO, her ex is the one who needs therapy and medication. What self-respecting man would ever try to keep his girlfriend from hooking up with or having sex with another woman? Really. It's the most absurd thing I've ever heard. That, and he thought he could cure bisexuality with therapy and medication. What a fucking backwards thinking asshole. It's when I hear about things like this that I think genetic cleansing is a good idea.

Cranky, I've slept with two women at the same time. It's all in how you percieve the situation. More often than not, the girls are going to be more into eachother than the guy. Period. But, if you're in that situation with someone you trust and love, they'll be more than willing to take care of you. I can honestly say that watching two women tongue my balls at the same time is one of the greatest hilights of my life, hands down. After that, I was very content to watch the two of them concentrate on eachother the rest of the night.

And, Gonad, I've done the MMF thing, too. But, that's another story.
 
Cranky Bastard said:
Strap on a bomb and blow up some kids for Allah. Guaranteed 72 virgins all licking each other just for you.
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Oh, I'm gonna strap something on, but it won't be a bomb.
 
I think that a problem with a lot of men is that, if they have a bi partner, they think that a FF affair is any different than a MF affair. Guess what: bi women are just as likely to fall in love with a female lover than a male one. So, is you have an open relationship, have an open one, but don't make other women a "special" case. Make the rules for a FF hook-up for her the same as if she's going to hook up with another guy.

(sigh) Or was anyone really looking for a serious answer?
 
I like serious answers. Even though I know Messenger is merely shouting this stuff because he thinks it's funny... which it is.

Yes, SB, you're right. I watched a friend's relationship become devastated by adding a female to the eqation. Also, an ex of mine was the third one added to the mix of another couple and they broke up because they both wanted her and not eachother. That's why if my partner and I add a third, it's someone anonymous and temporary.
 
Monogamy IS simpler. Polygamy requires a lot of extra communication and emotional work. Sometimes it's worth it, sometimes it's not. (shrug)

-PC
 
[out of character]I have daughters, and the thought of jerking off to them for any reason is disturbing.[/out of character]
 
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