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I can't write anymore

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Not until BB finishes. I can only think about one thing at a time. Big Brother occupies my mind now. It's sad, really. I (probably) used to make fun of people who are obsessed with reality tv. NOW? LOOK AT ME! But ti's not my fault. Asperger's people are supposed to have an obsession. If I try to write I'll just end up writing down scenarios where Emilia will end up being evicted and ruin the show...SHE MUST STAY UNTIL THE END. EMILIA IS VICTORY (Victor's sister). VICTORY IS LIFE. THE JEM-HADAR EAT MOOKIESAUCSE OUT OF BISCUIT BARRELS TO THE DELIGHT OF TORI AMOS, DX TORI AND TORI FROM BSG BUT CONVERSELY TO THE DISGUST OF ORLANDO BLOOM, A CRUEL AND JOYLESS MAN IN REAL LIFE. When he guest starred in Extras they had to pump him full of drugs to make him funny. In actual fact, he's evil. I know I said "cruel and joyless" before, but I meant EVIL. He kills things. Not just pointless things nobody cares about like trees and chinamen (JOKE I'M NOT RACIST...and if I was it wouldn't be against the Chinese!) He kills good things. God-fearing things. Christians. Lisas. Charles Cappses. AtonyFs. AntoyF's? I never know what to type in a situation like that, because an apsotrophe would make it possessive, but "AntonyFs" just looks wrong for the plural of AntonyF. AntonyF's looks better. But then you ask "well, AntonyF's WHAT? What of AntonyF's are you talking about, young man? Eh? WELL? TELL ME! DON'T JUST SIT THERE DESPERATELY REFRESHING DIGITAL SPY TO SEE WHAT EMILIA AND JEREMY ARE UP TO, TELL ME! WHY DON'T YOU JUST PUT YOUR TV ON IF YOU WANT TO KNOW, FOR FUCK'S SAKE?" Anyway. What was I saying? Oh yes. I can't write anymore. I love Emilia. That's about it.
 
I will patiently await your return from BB land.
 
You won't shack up in the Badlands with Dork Lord?
 
I liked your DS9 refrence in the first post Wacky.
 
THANK YOU
 
CaptainWacky said:
You won't shack up in the Badlands with Dork Lord?
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NEVAH!

Although he has incriminating evidence against me and is threatening to blackmail me if I don't join in some Badlands party thing on the 19th.
 
You can have more than one Aspergery obsession. Make it something unusual.
 
We are where its at.
 
I was making extra HITLERSEX and DUCKRAPE just for the event...

Gay hobbit mudwrestling too!
 
I didn't CHOOSE my obsession, Fuddler.
 
No, but you can pick another smaller one to go alongside it. Turnips? Pillows? Forging new interweb memes?
 
Fuddlemiff said:
Forging new interweb memes?
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ZEKE IS NOT A MEME.
 
AND HE NEVER WILL BE WITH THAT ATTITUDE
 
Susan is going to kill Bridget!
 
Have you been watching BB all day?
 
I can't remember.
 
You are a waste of electrons. Get a fucking clue gaywad.


CaptainWacky said:
Not until BB finishes. I can only think about one thing at a time. Big Brother occupies my mind now. It's sad, really. I (probably) used to make fun of people who are obsessed with reality tv. NOW? LOOK AT ME! But ti's not my fault. Asperger's people are supposed to have an obsession. If I try to write I'll just end up writing down scenarios where Emilia will end up being evicted and ruin the show...SHE MUST STAY UNTIL THE END. EMILIA IS VICTORY (Victor's sister). VICTORY IS LIFE. THE JEM-HADAR EAT MOOKIESAUCSE OUT OF BISCUIT BARRELS TO THE DELIGHT OF TORI AMOS, DX TORI AND TORI FROM BSG BUT CONVERSELY TO THE DISGUST OF ORLANDO BLOOM, A CRUEL AND JOYLESS MAN IN REAL LIFE. When he guest starred in Extras they had to pump him full of drugs to make him funny. In actual fact, he's evil. I know I said "cruel and joyless" before, but I meant EVIL. He kills things. Not just pointless things nobody cares about like trees and chinamen (JOKE I'M NOT RACIST...and if I was it wouldn't be against the Chinese!) He kills good things. God-fearing things. Christians. Lisas. Charles Cappses. AtonyFs. AntoyF's? I never know what to type in a situation like that, because an apsotrophe would make it possessive, but "AntonyFs" just looks wrong for the plural of AntonyF. AntonyF's looks better. But then you ask "well, AntonyF's WHAT? What of AntonyF's are you talking about, young man? Eh? WELL? TELL ME! DON'T JUST SIT THERE DESPERATELY REFRESHING DIGITAL SPY TO SEE WHAT EMILIA AND JEREMY ARE UP TO, TELL ME! WHY DON'T YOU JUST PUT YOUR TV ON IF YOU WANT TO KNOW, FOR FUCK'S SAKE?" Anyway. What was I saying? Oh yes. I can't write anymore. I love Emilia. That's about it.
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