I CAN'T WRITE I CAN'T WRITE I CAN'TE WRITE

[CaptainWacky]

FUCKING PUNCH MYSELF PUNCH MYSELF PUNCH MSYELF

 

[FBI parte due]

Had days like that meself.

 

[whisky]

I know the feeling, I have been trying to develope characters for a new space story, but they either end up like the ones Ive already done, or end up remarkably like the crew of firefly.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I CAN'T READ
by David Bowie

I can't read and I can't write down
I don't know a book from countdown
I don't care which shadow gets me
All I've got is someone's face

Money goes to money heaven
Bodies go to body hell
I just cough, catch the chase
Switch the channel watch the police car

I can't read shit anymore
I just sit back and ignore
Cause I just can't get it right, can't get it right
I can't read shit I can't read shit

Oh

When you see a famous smile
No matter where you run your mile
To be right in that photograph
Andy where's my fifteen minutes

I said
Yeah
I can't read shit anymore
I just can't read shit anymore
No matter I just can't get it right
I can't reach it​

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It's the "Oh" that makes it art.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wrote this: TURD MAN ATE HITLER'S JOCK HAHSG

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Everytime I come up with an idea, no matter how original I'm convinced it is, I always end up thinking "oh, hang on, there was that _________ episode" or "that's just _______ but with more _________s."

Why couldn't I have been born a few centuries ago when all the cool ideas hadn't already been taken?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Even Shakespeare stole all his ideas.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I bet cavemen sued each other for copyright infringement only they called it UNNNH UNNNH UNNNH *clubthwack* UNNH UNNNH!

THANK YOU I'M HERE ALL WEEK, DON'T FORGET TO TIP YOUR WAITRESSES AND LOL KILL MYSELF

 

[jack]

That's how Helen Keller sued for royalties, I bet.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

She file a complaint through her attorney, Brüt Corduroy.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Water Helen, WATER!

 

[Dr Dave]

Duck