I changed my mind.

[The Dork Lord]

According to the following thread, FALCONARG SHould've been the New Badlands mod all along!

Until LC pulled a GW BUSH and got herself elected threou DUAL ABUSE!

http://www.trollkingdom.net/forum/showthread.php?t=113325

Now she's trying to do it again with Dirk Funk!

Nothing against the guy, I'm sure he's great, but he's only been here for like 2 months!

THe only way to truly obtain justice for the Badlands is to vote FALCONARG!

 

[The Dork Lord]

VOTE FALCONARG!

As of now I renounce my support to Elrod, Gonad, and all other candidates!

 

[FBI parte due]

I full-heartedly endorse this product and/or service.

 

[Mirah]

I can torch the badlands right now. Get rid of all the threads. Ask mm to just clean the place up. That is what Falcon is going to do anyway. Thankless Bastards. Just because I call you jack's messenger boy. You are Dork Lord, come up with something original and stop copying other people.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Make up your mind, Pickle.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I can torch the badlands right now. Get rid of all the threads. Ask mm to just clean the place up.

More threats and coercian? REALLY LC? Really.

Don't set yourself up as a tin-plated tyrant and make this easy for me, or anything.

That is what Falcon is going to do anyway. Thankless Bastards. Just because I call you jack's messenger boy.

Has nothing to do with it, and you know it. Falconarg was the rightful winner last time, swooped in and "saved the day".

You are Dork Lord, come up with something original and stop copying other people.

This is the only way to save the Badlands from your powermongering bullshit.

Might not be original, might not be flashy, but it gets the job done.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Make up your mind, Pickle.

My mind is made up and my eyes are open. I have seen the light...

 

[Mirah]

How am I powermongering?
Are you really upset Falcon didn't make it last time and why?
Just because Dirk only has a couple of months here doesn't mean he can't campaign.
I knew I never had your support anyway. You just want all the attention for yourself.
Of course I wouldn't ask for the badlands to be deleted or torched, but I might as well because that is the route you are going when you ask for certain people to be mods.

 

[The Dork Lord]

How am I powermongering?

"Vote for Dirk and I'll post NEKKID PICS!"

"I CAN TORCH THE BADLANDS!"

"I'll vote with ALL OF MY DUALS!

Are you really upset Falcon didn't make it last time and why?

Not at all, at the time I was relieved. But power tends to coruupt, no?

Just because Dirk only has a couple of months here doesn't mean he can't campaign.

Of course it doesn't. I never said otherwise. But does he truly deserve the illicit tactics you're using to "support" his campaign?

I knew I never had your support anyway. You just want all the attention for yourself.

You had my support even when I disagreed with you. I've looked past a lot of things because of who you are and how I feel about you. But I can pretend the emperor is wearing the finest clothes for only so long.

Of course I wouldn't ask for the badlands to be deleted or torched, but I might as well because that is the route you are going when you ask for certain people to be mods.

You have proof of this? And you honestly want me to believe an unproven n00b would do any better?

 

[Mirah]

Thats just sad.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Thats just sad.

I agree Mirah, it is sad.

I thought I knew you.

 

[Mirah]

OMG! NOw Thats JUSt FUcking FUCNYY!!! I Mean FUNNY! I don't care who you are, thats some funny ass shit right there! OH YEah! OMG! You are fucking hilariuos!

 

[Loktar]

I agree Mirah, it is sad.

I thought I knew you.

And I thought I knew you. You now want an absentee retard as mod instead of a clueless Hellmanite jackdancer. WTF, pickle! WTF? You're standards are sinking lower and lower.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I was campaigning for Elrod because I wanted to throw my vote away.

Then I realized LC was serious about voting in Jerk Punk.

Now I can't throw my vote away.

Falconarg is the only show we have at thwrarting this evil plot.

You could see that if she hadn't blinded you with her cyber bewbz!

 

[Dirk Funk]

I was campaigning for Elrod because I wanted to throw my vote away.

Then I realized LC was serious about voting in Jerk Punk.

Now I can't throw my vote away.

Falconarg is the only show we have at thwrarting this evil plot.

You could see that if she hadn't blinded you with her cyber bewbz!

Take a pill.

 

[Dirk Funk]

Either is preferable to LC's pet newb.

You forgot "right wing asswipe". You're falling down on the job, man.

 

[The Dork Lord]

You forgot "right wing asswipe". You're falling down on the job, man.

It's tough being Hitler

 

[Dirk Funk]

It's tough being Hitler

Ugh. You can't really be that thick, can you?

 

[Loktar]

I was campaigning for Elrod because I wanted to throw my vote away.

Then I realized LC was serious about voting in Jerk Punk.

Now I can't throw my vote away.

Falconarg is the only show we have at thwrarting this evil plot.

You could see that if she hadn't blinded you with her cyber bewbz!

Goddamn! You really are a whiny bitch! Show some respect!

 

[Mirah]

He has the roles reversed anyway.

~d_s~