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I choked on a crisp about an hour ago

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
I can still feel it in my throat.
 
A Crisp?
WTF is that?
 
A crisp is a chip.
 
Potato "chip". YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN YOU FUCKERFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFACE.

I can feel it in my ear(!?)
 
Fish & Chips.

Chips are Fries, French Fries only invented in America!!!






(yes, I knew what you ment the first post.)
 
Don't worry. I even had problems with my own (supposedly) people at a night grill job I had.
"Can I have a cheese Crisp?"
What's that?
"You know, a Cheese Crisp."
No I don't. Describe it.
"a tortilla with cheese melted on it?"
Oh! You mean a Quesedilla!
"Yeah, A Crisp."
Retard! Using the word Tortilla in the description is spanish. So how the hell am I supposed to know what that is if you are using an English name?
Spanish description = Spanish name; Quesedilla!

Needless to say, I didn't have that job long.
 
Maybe he was racist against Spanairds.
 
This incident happened right after a long bout on TK. I forgot to shut of "TK response" when I went Real Life.
 
So you RAPED him!?
 
Maybe it was a crisp in the shape of a BLACK MAN'S COCK, huh, Wacky? Or should I call you BLACK MAN'S COCK SUCKER?
 
CaptainWacky said:
So you RAPED him!?
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No! This was at a hospital cafeteria!
One does not get to belittle parents of children at a children's hospital.
 
Gagh said:
Maybe it was a crisp in the shape of a BLACK MAN'S COCK, huh, Wacky? Or should I call you BLACK MAN'S COCK SUCKER?
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I'll have what he's having.
 
WHAT is a CRISPALO?! OMG GIBBS DRINKS CRISPS!
 
CaptainWacky said:
I can still feel it in my throat.
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Attack of the Crisps!!

Acckk That hurts!!
I trust that feeling is gone by now...;)
 
It cut me up.
 
I'm sorry to hear that Wacky....:(

Hope your eating all the right things so it heals fast....

Ice cream works well....yummm
 
I'll eat some JAGGED ROCKS.
 
Well sweetie, JAGGED ROCKS are on the wrong things to eat list....

Smooth rocks are much better...I believe the flavor would be the same. :)
 
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