I Come In Peace

[Dual]

DLA was an insipid farce. I was proud of Dual when he pulled his head out of his rectum and stopped acting like a twit, but we saw how ling that lasted.

And the skans wrote a check that the ranters couldn't cash

Antagonise your supremely puissant overlords at your own risk, infant. Magnanimously, I shall grant you a boon, which you in no way deserve: The span of two sunrises to forswear thy delusions, and enter the vassalage of the Catapan Loktar. Take advantage of this opportunity, for it shan't come again.

President Dual

 

[Dark Pickle]

See, this is what I'm talking about.

No wonder people kick your ass all the time

 

[Kitty]

I want to be in the DLA.

No, not really. Sorry. That was rude of me.

 

[Dark Pickle]

DLA was raped by the DOA (Dual Orgy Association)

 

[Kitty]

I don't think Messy was ever raped.

 

[Dark Pickle]

True, he was willing.

The rape was just part of the fantasy.