I could do with a good wank, but...

[The Question]

...I got drunk last night and didn't go to sleep until 1:30 in the morning -- and then got up again at 4:30 in the morning.

Why is it that alcohol makes me sleep less? That's not how it's supposed to work!

Anyway, too tired to toss.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I had one.

 

[Dr Dave]

I've had that deal where I've slept less after drinking. I think alcohol can mess up the body's clock or something.