I could use a blowjob and a steak!

[Ishcabittle]

I could use a cattle-prod and a matchbox!

 

[Ishcabittle]

I could use torpedo and a plant!

 

[Ishcabittle]

I could use a cudgel and a midget!

 

[Ishcabittle]

I could use a deck of cards and Hitler!

 

[Ishcabittle]

I could use a tube of toothpaste and some acid!

 

[Ishcabittle]

I could use a lollypop and some breasts!

 

[Ishcabittle]

I could use a night alone and a divorce!

 

[Ishcabittle]

No... no. No one could ever "use" that.

 

[Loktar]

I could use a potato and a jar of honey.

 

[Mirah]

I could use you.

 

[Loktar]

I could use you.

Go right ahead.....to my little head.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I had sex with a cow once...then I asked her to leave!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

You anti-dentite bastard!

 

[Loktar]

I had sex with a cow once...then I asked her to leave!

You told her to Mooove out?

 

[CaptainWacky]

No I asked her to leave.

 

[Mentalist]

Bus fare is by the fridge, bitch.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It was an actual cow, not a girl.

 

[FBI parte due]

Cows can't ride the bus

...CAN THEY?!?!?!

 

[CaptainWacky]

If they're in the form of a hamburger, yes.

 

[FBI parte due]

ALWAYS BACLK TO THE HAMBURGER EH