I couldn't remember Rolf Harris' name for about ten minutes today

[CaptainWacky]

I could picture him in my mind but the name just would not come.

 

[The Tomtrek]

It's "Rolf Harris".

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I thought his name was Scrumpy McRipplethighs?

 

[The Tomtrek]

Only in that fanfic you wrote.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Harris sang "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport" (with The Beatles singing backing vocals) in the first edition of the From Us To You BBC radio shows, in December, 1963.[3] Harris completely customized the original lyrics to a version that was especially written for The Beatles:

"Cut yer hair once a year boys"
"Don't ill-treat me pet dingo, Ringo"
"George’s guitar is on the blink, I think"
"Prop me up by the wall, Paul"
"Keep the hits coming on, John"

AND HE INVENTED THE WOBBLE BOARD.

 

[The Tomtrek]

"Prop me up by the wall, Paul"

What.

 

[CaptainWacky]

An obscure reference to the fact that the first Paul died and needs to be "propped up"?

 

[headvoid]

 

[CaptainWacky]

"I'm Only Sleeping" YEAH, SURE, PAUL.