I did burn my hands on my muffins.

[Conchaga]

M.U.F.F.I.N.S. in lost - Makes Unworthy Female Fuselagers Invisible, Nonexistent and Superfluous

 

[Dr Dave]

Hehehehe...I have a blueberry muffin.

You should get that looked at.

 

[Cinch]

I have a banana nut muffin. I'm pondering warming it and adding butter.

 

[Gagh]

I have some hot muffins.

Discuss.

OK,I've had some beer, so now I can discuss your muffins. It would appear that in a moment of confusion caused by your singledom (I would know at present!) you have decided to branch out into baking. By that missive, you have attempted to drag some muffins out of the oven (don't ask me to make some fucking muffins right now - they'd look like pooch vomit probably) and BURNED YOUR HANDS ON THEM BECAUSE YOU ARE A MAN AND THOUGH "THERE IS NO WAY I NEED TO WEAR THEM DAMNED PANSY-ASS LOOKING OVEN GLOVES FOR THAT SHIT, I'M A RED-BLOODED MAN!" so out came the muffins and SCORCHY-WORCHY WO GREG'S HAND DID BECOME HURTEDED!!!!


(am i right?)

 

[Cinch]

I had assumed he was involved in a very hot MFF threesome and he was fisting them both but forgot to take friction burns into account.

I'm just impressed that he could type after that.

 

[Seph]

hes an impressive guy...

 

[Conchaga]

I had assumed he was involved in a very hot MFF threesome and he was fisting them both but forgot to take friction burns into account.

I'm just impressed that he could type after that.

This is the most accurate.

It IS difficult to type with sticky, cramping hands.

 

[Conchaga]

My Motto: