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I didn't burn my hands or my muffins

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
but mostly importantly, I didn't burn my hands.

I managed to spill a load of just boiled water all over my right hand, but miraculously it's not red and aside from the slightest tingling it doesn't feel painful at all. I AM UNVINCIBLE
 
Um I hope you still run cold water over it........hopefully no delayed pain or whatever

*Throws a dart at you*
 
AAARRGHHH I NEED THAT EYE TO SEE

Yeah, I put my hand under the cold tap for a while. Feels completely normal now, no tingling even. I guess I just wasn't exposed for long enough to do any damage.
 
YOU ARE INVINCIBLE!
*throws another dart*
Oh wait, Wait, maybe you aren't.
 
AAARRGHHH I NEED THAT EYE TO SEE

Yeah, I put my hand under the cold tap for a while. Feels completely normal now, no tingling even. I guess I just wasn't exposed for long enough to do any damage.

Thats good news.

I was about to state that the nerve endings may have been damaged during the scalding and to seek medical assistance immediatelty


Glad you're O.K. though! :techman:
 
THANK FUCK
 
Ladies, you are falling down on the job! You're supposed to say:

"Maybe it didn't burn because you're already so SMOKING HOT yourself!"

Sheesh, friggin' planet would stop turning without us gayz...
 
Maybe you have leprosy.
 
*tosses a dart at John's eye*

SEE OUT OF THAT MOTHERFUCKER!
 
ARGH THAT'S THREE EYES NOW IM RUNNING OUT OF THEM
 
One more left.
 
*gets another dart*
 
GLAD IT WASN'T YOUR WANKING HAND.
 
Ah, you know me disturbingly well!
 
Should I toss a dart at his hands too?
 
Now, you should try obsessively clicking a pen loaded with plastique.
 
And speak with a bad russian accent.
 
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