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I didnt have a drink last night

whisky

Boobie inspector
and I had a really good nights sleep

Coincidence?
 
Probably not a coincidence.. I think alcohol disturbs your REM sleep or something like that.
 
I had about ten consecutive dreams each leading into the next last night. But I still woke up.
 
I'm not going to get a drink tonight, of course if my wife makes me one it would be rude not to drink it.
 
What if she makes you a rat poison sandwich?
 
Hopefully she wont
 
Don't tell her about it and she probably won't.
 
I will be drinking tonight.
 
ok
 
I REFUSE TO HEAR ANYTHING NEGATORY ABOUT...DRINK.

that is all.
 
If I have one or two drinks I sleep quite well. If I have three to five I sleep like a sloppy drunk, drooling and snoring, it's so unattactive. It's been a very long while since that's happened. Anymore than five and I don't sleep well at all, what with all the barfing and all.
 
Everyone's different.
 
I had several last night, but I paced myself since it was Pope/Dan's first night in the Big City, not to mention his first time in gay bars. Plus he's a tequila drinker and hadn't eaten much yesterday. So I looked out for him.

It was also the first time Dan had a go-go boy shake his moneymaker in his face. And really, you haven't lived until this happens to you.
 
I bet he got a semi-on at least.
 
It's possible. I was fixated on where I was stuffing dollar bills at the time so I didn't notice.
 
I think I made the go-go boy's eyes do that at one point, yes.
 
By kicking him in the nuts?
 
Listening to someone yodel is a good way to go to sleep.
 
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