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I didn't know Laker Girl liked Snakes

My breast are bigger and my eyebrows aren't that nice, oh and I have better hair but that's about what my body looks like.
 
jack said:
She's a hog, Laura. You shouldn't be comparing yourself to her.
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SHE'S A HOG?!?!?!?!?! Christ no wonder Anorexia and Bulimia are so hot with the girlies. I have an athletic body, I am not a waif, sorry to disappoint...I mean I guess I could be, I have an extremely small frame but super skinny is just sooooooo unattractive.
 
Laker_Girl said:
SHE'S A HOG?!?!?!?!?! Christ no wonder Anorexia and Bulimia are so hot with the girlies. I have an athletic body, I am not a waif, sorry to disappoint...I mean I guess I could be, I have an extremely small frame but super skinny is just sooooooo unattractive.
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I said HOG not FAT. Jesus. She's a FUCKING HOG. She has a nice body, but THAT ISNT WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT.

Get them frickin' dicks outta yer ears.
 
A paper bag and a baseball bat, and after she stops squirming around and the blood pools a little, she might be remotely attractive.
 
jack said:
A paper bag and a baseball bat, and after she stops squirming around and the blood pools a little, she might be remotely attractive.
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The girl in the snake picture is at least four orders of magnitude more attractive than LakerGirl.
 
If only by her body. I'm not so sure about her face, which is more important.
 
^^You are only the second guy I've ever known that considers female's face more important than her body.
 
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