I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I'M BI

[CaptainWacky]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I'M ANYTHING LOL

 

[BlazerBoy]

If you aren't Bi, then I'm disowning you. Us Bifocals need all the support we can get from fellow Bi-fuckers.

 

[Mirah]

This is a strange quandry.

 

[Jethro]

Not really. It happens to some of us every day.

 

[johnford]

Just go with the flow!

 

[Jethro]

Speaking of which, I am having a heavy-flow day.

 

[BlazerBoy]

^^ *Insert female menstruation joke here*

Sorry, I'm in a hurry tonight to get out of the apartment.

 

[johnford]

I'm not touching that one with a 10 foot pole.

 

[Mirah]

Ha!Ha!
Funny!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm PI!

 

[Troda]

Is that the same as Pie Sexual? Nothing beats warm apple pie.

 

[Jethro]

You let it cool a little after you take it out of the oven.

 

[Troda]

Yeah let it sit next to an open window for a few minutes.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

And be sure to fuck it on the open windowsill, and smile for the telefoto lens.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd rather fuck a melon.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Like Moby?

 

[CaptainWacky]

He fucked a melon? Or he IS one?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Shiny bald head. Easy to confuse in the dark until he starts talking smack about Eminem and Bush. Melons don't do that as much.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Did he fuck Natalie Portman up the BOBO or something?

 

[jack]

I'd fuck a crack in the sidewalk, if it would let me.