I don't feel comfortable doing anything but lying in my bed

[CaptainWacky]

and posting on the MF and only BARELY in the latter case.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Lying in bed is one of the great pleasures in life.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Not when it becomes the only thing you can do and you realise it's where you'll be for the rest of your life, BANG BANG.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I would've thought becoming an online incarnation of Basil Brush would be a worse fate, BOOM BOOM.

 

[CaptainWacky]

at least I'm not a dead kitten I suppose

 

[Fuddlemiff]

There is that.

 

[Grammour Boy]

How long until BB8?

 

[whisky]

Wacky you need to go on a game where you can kill lots of people, that will get you out of your funk.

Please do it on your pc though, the cops tend to frown on the real life killing sprees.

 

[Dr Dave]

Cheer up Wacky!

 

[Grammour Boy]

I will talk to the Wackster on MSN if he wants to talk to me.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The last three suggestions won't help.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I openly tell people I work with that it's my long-term goal to be able to manage an office with a laptop from my bed.

The scary thing is I just might be good enough to make it happen.

 

[CaptainWacky]

TO WHAT END THOUGH!?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

EXACTLY.

 

[CaptainWacky]

We all end up lying down in the end.

 

[FBI parte due]

Except in cultures where they tie you to poles for the vultures to eat so you don't end up contaminated in death by the impure elements.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well they probably still lie down before that. Unless someone catches them when they're about to fall (dead) and goes "phew, caught him before he lay down, LOL AMERICAN IMPERALISM MUST END!"

 

[Cassie]

DEATH TO AMERICA!

 

[The Dork Lord]

America died
in her sleep
long ago
quick painless
left everything
to AOL and Disney

 

[CaptainWacky]

America is a failed experiment. Time to start FUNLAND, a new country built on the ideals of FUN.