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I don't feel like sifting through all the crap

Sarek

Sarek

Vuhlkansu Wihs
So can someone give me the rundown on the latest batch of retards to arrive? And please try to keep it under 20 words of 2 syllables or less so they can read AND understand it too.

Thanks. :)
 
We have come. Not to argue or to troll you all, but we are here to make our presence known. That is all. Laugh Out Loud! I find it amusing when trolls argue with each other. It is quite pathetic.

- The Kingpin
 
Ok. We know you're around.

You can leave now and we'll consider ourselves trolled. Have a nice day.
 
Don't you understand you fool? We aren't trolling you. Please don't be as stupid as a fool from the Eragon board by the name of 'Andrewmt'.
 
Cacophony said:
No you will. It's inevitable.

I'll break you boy, you just watch ;)
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Ok, here's the deal. You wanna stay, show us your tits and you can stay.

The Kingpin said:
Don't you understand you fool? We aren't trolling you. Please don't be as stupid as a fool from the Eragon board by the name of 'Andrewmt'.
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You, be quiet. I'm working here.
 
The Kingpin said:
Laugh Out Loud! You amuse me. So tell me. What do you trolls do here? Troll on each other?
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Um no. Some of us are hackers that track the RL identities of idiots who come to make their presence known on troll boards. Kind of like a sociopathic hobby, you could say.

Some of us are scam-baiters in that, once we find out your RL info we simply fake an email address with your real life phone number in it, and send it to the baiters.

Pretty soon you have to change some aspects of your personal life, because the phone simply doesn't stop ringing. And god help you if you're married or have a girlfriend.

So, maybe I'd rethink this "visit" if I were you. Just a friendly tip. ;)
 
I have the IPs of all these NOOBs. They should expect a legal 'surprise' through the mail within the week....


:bigass:
 
Cacophony said:
If you're the right kind of man, who needs breakfast?

Or lunch.

Or dinner.

Or air for that matter? ;)
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This is correct.

Who's the Kingpin faggot, anyway? The guy has a serious case of sperm-bubble cramps up his ass.
 
I have the IPs of all these NOOBs. They should expect a legal 'surprise' through the mail within the week....
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My dear, what makes you think I'm stupid enough not to use an IP Hider, as well as a proxy? I was banned from IMDB you know, so I had to change it, and it is changed.

Who's the Kingpin faggot, anyway? The guy has a serious case of sperm-bubble cramps up his ass.
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Faggot? Do you have something against homosexual people? I am not a homosexual, but my dear, if you intended that as an insult, then you are clearly homophobic when you are implying someone as being gay, as an insult. If you also have racist feelings towards black people, you can talk to our acquaintances at the GNAA.

Who am I? I assume you are joking, but for the sake of your amusement, I am the Troll Kingpin you fool. I am the one that organised the downfall of IMDB with the trolls. The entire new authentication system was implemented because of us.
 
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