I don't feel like sifting through all the crap

[Cranky Bastard]

Faggot? Do you have something against homosexual people? I am not a homosexual, but my dear, if you intended that as an insult, then you are clearly homophobic when you are implying someone as being gay, as an insult. If you also have racist feelings towards black people, you can talk to our acquaintances at the GNAA.

Pwned, suckit.



























And get used to it.

 

[Cacophony]

This is correct.

Who's the Kingpin faggot, anyway? The guy has a serious case of sperm-bubble cramps up his ass.

He's brilliant. Why bother threatening him? It'll get you no where. I think his IP is somewhere in Saudi Arabia at the moment, but I might be wrong.

As for me, this is my real IP. So I'll be expecting that mail anytime now. That is, assuming that you found out my real name, which probably isn't that hard. And that's also assuming that you didn't just write my name on the envelope and hope that it will get to me. Those silly people who sort the dorm mail aren't too fond of that.

Other than that, good morning, afternoon, evening to whoever the fuck you are, whereever the fuck you are.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

He's brilliant.

Does his ass taste good on your tongue? :|

Why bother threatening him? It'll get you no where.

Is that what I did? Threaten him? Really? That sound you hear outside? It's the black choppers. They're coming for you.

I think his IP is somewhere in Saudi Arabia at the moment, but I might be wrong.

Who gives a shit? :|

 

[Uranium 4]

So can someone give me the rundown on the latest batch of retards to arrive?

No. Shut the fuck up, Sarek.

 

[Sarek]

Shut the fuck up Gagh.

 

[Gagh]

Make me, dick.

 

[Sarek]

You already are one. Dick.

 

[Tisiphone]

Ahhhh...another reason I hang out in the MF.

 

[Cacophony]

Does his ass taste good on your tongue? :|



Is that what I did? Threaten him? Really? That sound you hear outside? It's the black choppers. They're coming for you.

Who gives a shit? :|

The threatening statement wasn't directed at you, my bad.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

"My bad" is vernacular for "oops, I'm sorry."

The use of slang does not diminish the apology and the impact is the same. Since I knew your comment wasn't directed at me, and that you would feel self-conscious about your own words enough to backpedal and/or apologize, I have delivered a "pwn."

(snicker)

Welcome to the board. I reserve the right to continue picking at your wounds as I desire.

 

[Cacophony]

Pick all you want babe. This is just the internets.

 

[headvoid]

This is one of the quickest assimilations I've seen

 

[Gurk_MacGuintey]

When you rub your pussy vigorously, do you squirt?

 

[Cacophony]

When you rub your pussy vigorously, do you squirt?

No. I just moan.

This is one of the quickest assimilations I've seen

I'm a quick learner.

 

[Gurk_MacGuintey]

Give us a video with the sound turned up!

 

[Cacophony]

Fuck no, not for free.

That would require payment of some sorts.

I DEMAND $1,0000,00 internets dollars!

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Check's in the mail.

 

[Sarek]

Check's in the mail.

It's a good video.

She's shaved.

 

[Cranky Bastard]

It's a good video.

She's shaved.

Sheeeit. Shaved? I wasted my money.

 

[Sarek]

Yeah, I forgot. You like the chicks with the exploding Brillo pad factories in their panties.