I Don't Get The Tea Party..Please Explain it to me

SuperPimp Obama

God and Emperor of America
Now, see here, I don't get the Tea Party. I mean what are these guys so paranoid about? I hear them calling me a Socialist, a Marxist..I mean come on guys. I am a Capitalist. I made millions last year on my book. Now if I was a Socialist or some kind of Commie, wouldn't I have handed that money out instead of being the selfish bastard I am and keeping it all to myself.
Is having a powerful, well educated, handsome Black man who is screwing more White women then them so frightening?
Explain this to me, Caspers. Why is it that the paleface trembles in my presence. If I was a bad guy I'd lock up FOX News..Did I? no. I could send a black helicopter full of SEALS to grab their butts and lock them in some super secret prison where no one would see or hear from them again. I could have Rush Limbaugh hanging from a noose from a tree..Did I? No.
So, lewt me know what the problem is with these crazy Peckerwoods, huh?
 

starguard

Unluckiest Charm in the Box
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Dr. John the nightly tripper, Doris Day and Jack the Ripper
Gotta go Sir, gotta swelter, Leon Russell, Gimme Shelter
Miracles in smokey places, slide guitars and Fender basses
Mushroom omelet, Bonnie Bramlett, Wilson Pickett, stop and kick it
Life is a rock but the radio Life is a rock but the radio
Arthur Janov's primal screamin', Hawkins, Jay and Dale and Ronnie
Kukla, Fran and Norman, Okla Denver, John and Osmond, Donny
JJ Cale and ZZ Top and LL Bean and De De Dinah
David Bowie, Steely Dan and sing me prouder, CC Rider
Edgar Winter, Joanie Sommers, Osmond Brothers, Johnny Thunders
Eric Clapton, pedal wah-wah, Stephen Foster, do-dah do-dah
Good Vibrations, Help Me Rhonda, Surfer Girl and Little Honda
Tighter, tighter, honey, honey, sugar, sugar, yummy, yummy
Listen, remember, they're playing our song. Rock it, sock it, Alan Freed me,
Murray Kaufman, try to leave me Fish, and Swim, and Boston Monkey,
Make it bad and play it funky Freddie King and Albert King B.B. King
and frolicking Get it on and Nat Gerardi, Papalardi, Hale and Hearty
There’s a perfect more than human gentle words of Randy Newman;
Tito Puente, Boffalongo, Cuba, War and even Mongo(Line not credible)
Peter Dial, Alex Hood, Boogie Brass Whoo!!! California, Beatlemania,
New York City, Transylvania S&G and (V&C?) and Bobby Vee and SRO,
yeah yeah! Conway Twitty, Do Wah Diddy Conway Twitty, Do Wah Diddy
B. Bumble and the Stingers, Mott the Hoople, Ray Charles Singers Lonnie Mack and twangin' Eddy, here's my ring we're goin' steady
Take it easy, take me higher, liar liar, house on fire
Locomotion, Poco, Passion, Deeper Purple, Satisfaction
Baby baby gotta gotta gimme gimme gettin' hotter
Sammy's cookin', Lesley Gore and Ritchie Valens, end of story
Mahavishnu, fujiyama, kama-sutra, rama-lama Richard Perry, Spector, Barry, Righteous, Archies, Nilsson, Harry Shimmy shimmy ko-ko bop and Fats is back and Finger Poppin'
At the end of my rainbow lies a golden oldie FM, AM, hits are clickin' while the clock is tock-a-tickin' Friends and Romans, salutations, Brenda and the Tabulations
Carly Simon, I behold her, Rolling Stones and centerfoldin'
Johnny Cash and Johnny Rivers, can't stop now, I got the shivers
Mungo Jerry, Peter Peter Paul and Paul and Mary Mary
Dr. John the nightly tripper, Doris Day and Jack the Ripper
Gotta go Sir, gotta swelter, Leon Russell, Gimme Shelter
Miracles in smokey places, slide guitars and Fender basses
Mushroom omelet, Bonnie Bramlett, Wilson Pickett, stop and kick it
Life is a rock but the radio Life is a rock but the radio
Arthur Janov's primal screamin', Hawkins, Jay and Dale and Ronnie
Kukla, Fran and Norman, Okla Denver, John and Osmond, Donny
JJ Cale and ZZ Top and LL Bean and De De Dinah
David Bowie, Steely Dan and sing me prouder, CC Rider
Edgar Winter, Joanie Sommers, Osmond Brothers, Johnny Thunders
Eric Clapton, pedal wah-wah, Stephen Foster, do-dah do-dah
Good Vibrations, Help Me Rhonda, Surfer Girl and Little Honda
Tighter, tighter, honey, honey, sugar, sugar, yummy, yummy
Listen, remember, they're playing our song. Rock it, sock it, Alan Freed me,
Murray Kaufman, try to leave me Fish, and Swim, and Boston Monkey,
Make it bad and play it funky Freddie King and Albert King B.B. King
and frolicking Get it on and Nat Gerardi, Papalardi, Hale and Hearty
There’s a perfect more than human gentle words of Randy Newman;
Tito Puente, Boffalongo, Cuba, War and even Mongo(Line not credible)
Peter Dial, Alex Hood, Boogie Brass Whoo!!! California, Beatlemania,
New York City, Transylvania S&G and (V&C?) and Bobby Vee and SRO,
yeah yeah! Conway Twitty, Do Wah Diddy Conway Twitty, Do Wah Diddy
B. Bumble and the Stingers, Mott the Hoople, Ray Charles Singers Lonnie Mack and twangin' Eddy, here's my ring we're goin' steady
Take it easy, take me higher, liar liar, house on fire
Locomotion, Poco, Passion, Deeper Purple, Satisfaction
Baby baby gotta gotta gimme gimme gettin' hotter
Sammy's cookin', Lesley Gore and Ritchie Valens, end of story
Mahavishnu, fujiyama, kama-sutra, rama-lama Richard Perry, Spector, Barry, Righteous, Archies, Nilsson, Harry Shimmy shimmy ko-ko bop and Fats is back and Finger Poppin'
At the end of my rainbow lies a golden oldie FM, AM, hits are clickin' while the clock is tock-a-tickin' Friends and Romans, salutations, Brenda and the Tabulations
Carly Simon, I behold her, Rolling Stones and centerfoldin'
Johnny Cash and Johnny Rivers, can't stop now, I got the shivers
Mungo Jerry, Peter Peter Paul and Paul and Mary Mary
Dr. John the nightly tripper, Doris Day and Jack the Ripper
Gotta go Sir, gotta swelter, Leon Russell, Gimme Shelter
Miracles in smokey places, slide guitars and Fender basses
Mushroom omelet, Bonnie Bramlett, Wilson Pickett, stop and kick it
Life is a rock but the radio Life is a rock but the radio
Arthur Janov's primal screamin', Hawkins, Jay and Dale and Ronnie
Kukla, Fran and Norman, Okla Denver, John and Osmond, Donny
JJ Cale and ZZ Top and LL Bean and De De Dinah
David Bowie, Steely Dan and sing me prouder, CC Rider
Edgar Winter, Joanie Sommers, Osmond Brothers, Johnny Thunders
Eric Clapton, pedal wah-wah, Stephen Foster, do-dah do-dah
Good Vibrations, Help Me Rhonda, Surfer Girl and Little Honda
Tighter, tighter, honey, honey, sugar, sugar, yummy, yummy
Listen, remember, they're playing our song. Rock it, sock it, Alan Freed me,
Murray Kaufman, try to leave me Fish, and Swim, and Boston Monkey,
Make it bad and play it funky Freddie King and Albert King B.B. King
and frolicking Get it on and Nat Gerardi, Papalardi, Hale and Hearty
There’s a perfect more than human gentle words of Randy Newman;
Tito Puente, Boffalongo, Cuba, War and even Mongo(Line not credible)
Peter Dial, Alex Hood, Boogie Brass Whoo!!! California, Beatlemania,
New York City, Transylvania S&G and (V&C?) and Bobby Vee and SRO,
yeah yeah! Conway Twitty, Do Wah Diddy Conway Twitty, Do Wah Diddy
B. Bumble and the Stingers, Mott the Hoople, Ray Charles Singers Lonnie Mack and twangin' Eddy, here's my ring we're goin' steady
Take it easy, take me higher, liar liar, house on fire
Locomotion, Poco, Passion, Deeper Purple, Satisfaction
Baby baby gotta gotta gimme gimme gettin' hotter
Sammy's cookin', Lesley Gore and Ritchie Valens, end of story
Mahavishnu, fujiyama, kama-sutra, rama-lama Richard Perry, Spector, Barry, Righteous, Archies, Nilsson, Harry Shimmy shimmy ko-ko bop and Fats is back and Finger Poppin'
At the end of my rainbow lies a golden oldie FM, AM, hits are clickin' while the clock is tock-a-tickin' Friends and Romans, salutations, Brenda and the Tabulations
Carly Simon, I behold her, Rolling Stones and centerfoldin'
Johnny Cash and Johnny Rivers, can't stop now, I got the shivers
Mungo Jerry, Peter Peter Paul and Paul and Mary Mary
Dr. John the nightly tripper, Doris Day and Jack the Ripper
Gotta go Sir, gotta swelter, Leon Russell, Gimme Shelter
Miracles in smokey places, slide guitars and Fender basses
Mushroom omelet, Bonnie Bramlett, Wilson Pickett, stop and kick it
Life is a rock but the radio Life is a rock but the radio
Arthur Janov's primal screamin', Hawkins, Jay and Dale and Ronnie
Kukla, Fran and Norman, Okla Denver, John and Osmond, Donny
JJ Cale and ZZ Top and LL Bean and De De Dinah
David Bowie, Steely Dan and sing me prouder, CC Rider
Edgar Winter, Joanie Sommers, Osmond Brothers, Johnny Thunders
Eric Clapton, pedal wah-wah, Stephen Foster, do-dah do-dah
Good Vibrations, Help Me Rhonda, Surfer Girl and Little Honda
Tighter, tighter, honey, honey, sugar, sugar, yummy, yummy
Listen, remember, they're playing our song. Rock it, sock it, Alan Freed me,
Murray Kaufman, try to leave me Fish, and Swim, and Boston Monkey,
Make it bad and play it funky Freddie King and Albert King B.B. King
and frolicking Get it on and Nat Gerardi, Papalardi, Hale and Hearty
There’s a perfect more than human gentle words of Randy Newman;
Tito Puente, Boffalongo, Cuba, War and even Mongo(Line not credible)
Peter Dial, Alex Hood, Boogie Brass Whoo!!! California, Beatlemania,
New York City, Transylvania S&G and (V&C?) and Bobby Vee and SRO,
yeah yeah! Conway Twitty, Do Wah Diddy Conway Twitty, Do Wah Diddy

Its only a statement!
 

Kitty

Sinless and Purrfect
I had a rather delicious lunch. Nothing beats homemade cooking.
 
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