I don't have to go to the woods

[Mirah]

to be happy

 

[Loktar]

Exactly. Happiness is everywhere. You might just have to look a little harder sometimes to find it.

 

[jack]

I often find it hard looking for happiness.

 

[Mirah]

I don't need a penis to be happy either

But I don't mind a good penis every now and then

 

[Loktar]

Yeah well I don't need a vagina to be happy. I do though wonder what it is to have one and penetrate one sometimes.

 

[jack]

Intercourse is overrated in my opinion.

 

[Loktar]

Intercourse is overrated in my opinion.

That's what I've been telling myself for the last 30+ years. I'd still like to try it once before I get super old.

 

[jack]

You might seek out a friendly, disease free safe sex worker for that. Lots of nice whores out there that will help you I would think?

I should have said dating is overrated. Intercourse is relatively easy if all the parts work.

 

[Mirah]

I should have said dating is overrated. Intercourse is relatively easy if all the parts work.

This is true.

 

[Mirah]

I may be going to the woods afterall.

Wilderness here I come!

Ha! See what I did there?!

 

[Mirah]

I do have to go into the woods
I am not made for the city