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I don't know who the guy in the red top is

As if he was saying, "Uh oh, they caught me. Now I'll have to explain to everyone how I got her to go out with me, and my ancient technique will be useless".
 
Perhaps he'll place the bag over his own head, so that others may wank without seeing his unkempt beard and crazyman eyes.
 
Y'know, I love some of Seger's 70s classics, but the fact that he kept wearing velour v-neck pullovers well into the 80s and 90s just made me go underground, listening to "Night Moves" and "Still the Same" under the covers with a flashlight...
 
Then he can just PICK her LOCK with his teeth till she MOANS the COMBINATION (that last part makes no sense but I have to forge ahead)
 
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