I DON'T LIKE APRIL 1ST

[Cassie]

ALREADY I have been HAD by an announcement that GRRM is finished with A Dance With Dragons. I FORGOT IT WAS APRIL 1ST, YOU BASTARD.

 

[Dr Dave]

Google renamed itself!

 

[Cassie]

TOPEKA!

 

[Further]

I love Lost!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Google must have employed a team of thousands to work on this year's April Fools jokes.

 

[Cassie]

SUSIE DIED IN A TRAGIC CRACK ACCIDENT.

 

[Further]

WHY MUST YOU ALL PICK ON POOR SUSIE! SHE'S JUST AN INNOCENT BOT! ALL SHE WANTS IS SOME LOVE!

!!!!!

 

[Gagh]

I've just had my April Fools present. My PC has broke. The Motherboard has shorted. I'm now on the spare, and with my broadband set to go down for three weeks in a few days time, you won't be seeing an awful lot of me at all in the next 21.

Now I have to spend more money fixing the fucking PC.

 

[Further]

I've just had my April Fools present. My PC has broke. The Motherboard has shorted. I'm now on the spare, and with my broadband set to go down for three weeks in a few days time, you won't be seeing an awful lot of me at all in the next 21.

Now I have to spend more money fixing the fucking PC.

Your motherboard shorted? Were you giving it a bath?

 

[FBI parte due]

Whisky knows his way around PC World, he might be able to get you some special deals.

 

[Dr Dave]

And if anything comes up he can dial 999 for you.

 

[whisky]

That's funny you two, its almost as funny as that time you..., oh wait, that's right, you never do anything.

 

[FBI parte due]

TELEVISION!














It's soooooooo fresh!

 

[Dr Dave]

SUSIE DIED IN A TRAGIC CRACK ACCIDENT.

Not really tragic if Susie died in it now is it?

 

[Cassie]

It's tragic for FURTHER, he loves her.

 

[Dr Dave]

He should haven't have picked a whore then.

 

[Cassie]

THE HEART WANTS WHAT THE HEART WANTS, DR DAVE.

 

[Dr Dave]

The heart is stupid.

 

[Gagh]

Your motherboard shorted? Were you giving it a bath?

No. I was inserting it in your mother's vagina.

 

[Spoof]

April 1st is my birthday.