I dont like malibu

[whisky]

But I don't like throwing drinks away either.

 

[Gagh]

Did you know, if you place some old coppers in a glass of Malibu overnight, it makes it taste even worse? Good household advice, that.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Malibu is rotgut. You need to try Gosling's Black Seal, from Bermuda. Look up the recipe for a "Dark and Stormy". I'm not normally a fan of mixed drinks, usually preferring some Maker's Mark with a splash of water, but a Dark and Stormy is fucking SEX.

 

[Conchaga]

I think I'll just stick to my appletinis.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I think I'll just stick to my appletinis.

Do you drink those when you're on your period, or just when you're looking to get laid?

 

[Conchaga]

Both?

Redwings ftw

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I think I'll just stick to my appletinis.

Just be careful, you don't want to spill any on your skirt, Martha.

 

[Conchaga]

[Ed Wynn]I know, I'm such a klutz after one of those! I get all mimzy![/Ed Wynn]