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I dont like the arogant cocky cockney

whisky

Boobie inspector
Fairly safe bet for next month.
 
I read that they'll all be celebrity lookalikes this year.
 
A WAG, a biker and an OAP according to Digital Spy. I imagine there'll be more than three people though.
 
An old person who is confused by the whole experience and leaves within the first two weeks.
 
Someone who is the life of the party to his family/friends who is shocked to find that strangers don't find him amusing at all, but instead find him offensive.
 
Some idiot who claims "I'm mad, I am, I'd do ANYTHING!", but doesn't say two words for their whole time in the house. Stays under the radar for weeks while the big characters get voted out, only being evicted in the final week of the series.
 
Rapping born again Christian who spreads the good word through verse.
 
We had one of those in high school.

There'll also be someone who's clearly on the brink of a mental breakdown, but is viciously bullied instead of being offered help or sympathy.
 
Is your Christian school chum on YouTube so we can all laugh at him?
 
Oh, he wasn't a chum. He was a guy in his forties with bad hair who thought some raps about Jesus would stop us having sex and stealing. He really picked the wrong school.
 
OMFG a guy like that came to our school once. He sang a version of Will Smith's "Boom Shake The Room" changed to "Boom Shake The TOMB" because Jesus made his tomb shake when he was resurrected or something. It was amazing.
 
Raping born again Christian who spreads the good word through violation.
 
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