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I don't like You

Love Child

One Love
Not You.
You.
Yeah you.
Sorry to have to tell you this.

: P

Just kidding

I love everyone!

(Not really)

Maybe

Just kidding that was Mirah of old

This is Mirah of New!

She loves no one!

Just kidding, she still loves most everyone
but some she loves less.
 
It's like standing on the rolling deck of a fisherman's boat.
 
Yeah I know right
and then you cast your line
and you fucking pull in a big shoe
or something like that
?
Just grab another beer and enjoy the sunset
[/neon]
 
Or you cast and hook some old lady's earing.
 
Sitting in a boat on the water does sound kind of nice actually.
Just slowly rocking back and forth
feeling the warm sun on your body
drifting
feeling a slight breeze and water
at my toes
little fish
some ducks
 
You can't go wrong sitting in a boat in calm water in the sun.
 
Oh trust me, you can.

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Mmmmmm Kayak.

FUCK

That's a big FUCKING FISH
 
What is more tense?
Being the person in the boat?
Or the person watching the boat and not being able to do anything about it?
Or the fucking shark who hasn't had a meal in days-which I could care less about, but really
who is the person taking the picture?!?!?!??!
 
The kayak manufacturer. Unless they included a shark clause.
 
Edit: NVM!
 
That's a bigass dolphin.
 
[shark]that's a bigass penguin[/shark]
 
Nothing in this fin...

Nothing in this fin over here...
 
Fifty percent of this thread can fuck off, jus sayin.
 
^ha hahahahahahahahahah
 
OMGYOUTWOARESOCOOLIWISHICOULDBEJUSTLIKEYOU
 
Is that like writing code? Don't you need some cigi bins? Oh that's right. You don't smoke. Cigarettes. Maybe you can smoke some fish instead.
 
IFORGOTWHICH50%YOUWEREREFERRINGTO.
OHEMEFFINGGEE
 
50% is a lot
 
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