I don't think I have anything left to give

[Dr Dave]

The only reason we're alive is because we haven't died yet.

QOTW

 

[curiousa2z]

Hypothetically speaking, "Heaven" is supposed to be for eternity and since watching football is heaven for me ergo eternity would be irrelevant since time is a man-made construct anyway.

 

[Dr Dave]

I dare you to go to Heaven and say that!

 

[CaptainWacky]

How could you have any sense of self to enjoy football in your fictional "Heaven" when all your memories and personality are stored chemically in your mortal, destined to die brain?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

That's why I think the official sport of Heaven is baseball. There's no time limit to a game.

 

[curiousa2z]

^actually I have a funny story about that, but I'll have to post it NOT HERE later....

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's all a joke.

 

[Dr Dave]

Is it a funny one?

 

[Loktar]

Not if God is Dane Cook.

 

[Dr Dave]

zing!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I'm semi-serious about baseball and Heaven. I think Berman and Moore were onto something when they made the sport such a big part of Sisko's like. WERD.

 

[SAUSAGEMAN]

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'll probably die in my sleep and not even get to experience that.