"I don't think we could date"

[Tisiphone]

Then don't fucking call me after midnight to tell me that.

Him: "I'm too controlling, and I can see you having serious problems with that."

Me: "Like check my phone controlling?"

Him: "Yes."

Me: "Do I get to check your phone?"

Him: (Laughing) "No."


*sigh*

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Are all these threads about the same idiot, or different ones?

 

[Tisiphone]

LoL. The same one. He drunk dialed me the other night and this was one of the highlights.

 

[The Tomtrek]

Was he worried that your high score on Angry Birds was higher than his?

 

[Tisiphone]

A distinct possibility.

 

[Cassie]

Leave links to giant dong websites for him to find.

 

[Love Child]

Are all these threads about the same idiot, or different ones?

LoL. The same one. He drunk dialed me the other night and this was one of the highlights.

Is this also the catholic one?

 

[Tisiphone]

Raised Catholic, worshipped Satan for a while, now a Christian. But really, who hasn't worshipped Satan at one time or another?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Natalie.

 

[Loktar]

Raised Catholic, worshipped Satan for a while, now a Christian. But really, who hasn't worshipped Satan at one time or another?

*raises hand*

I prefer to worship Cthulu.

 

[Cassie]

He sounds way to emo for you, Tis.

 

[Cody]

Control freaks make real men look bad. Im sorry, but if you dont feel you can trust you partner and love them for who they really are, instead of trying to dominate them and change them into what you want them to be, you shouldnt be together.
Same rule applies to women.

 

[Love Child]

Raised Catholic, worshipped Satan for a while, now a Christian. But really, who hasn't worshipped Satan at one time or another?

Is it the bible thumping one?

The one that wanted to thump, but then he didn't, but then he thumped with the bible instead?

 

[Tisiphone]

Yep.

 

[Dr Dave]

I don't think I'd ever want to date a jesus freak.

 

[Cassie]

What if she had big bouncy boobies?

 

[Loktar]

What if she had big bouncy boobies?

She'd probably have Jesus tatooed on each one. Which would be off putting.

 

[Dr Dave]

What if she had big bouncy boobies?

Eh, probably not.

 

[Cody]

Wiccans are better lays, but even weirder than christians.
I prefer agnostic or athiest women.

 

[Gagh]

Was he worried that your high score on Angry Birds was higher than his?

A distinct possibility.

Was he also critical of the useless red ones that just bounce off of stuff?