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I dont want that topping thanks

whisky

whisky

Boobie inspector
Jenny went to ASDA yesterday to get us a fresh pizza, just before she was going to get served, she saw the woman behind the counter picking at her head under her hair, to the extent where she actually pulled scabs of her head.

Jenny already decided at that point she wouldn't be the best person to make a pizza for us, but then she saw that instead of rubbing the scab on her clothes, or throwing it on the floor, or putting it in a tissue, she flicked it into the toppings.

So not only did we not get a pizza, Jenny barely made it out of there without throwing up.
 
Eww.
 
why not get some payback?
this person is a threat to your whole community
the law wont do anything
so why not you
a baseball bat and a mask is all you need
you soften her up 1st
then let jenny get her licks in
make sure this disgusting pizza lady knows its because of her work that this is happening
try to confine the blows to her arms and legs
& drop something like a menu when you leave the scene
but do not do it near her work
near her home is best
also, good luck!
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Either that or just report her to her boss
 
I tend not to attack women, with it being illegal an all
 
It's the love of right that lures men to wrong.
 
So, let me see if I have your order straight....you want a large pepperoni and mushroom WITHOUT nits, head lice and scabs?? ....okay then, that sounds a little crazy to me, but the customer is always right.
 
Gross.. she should be reported, but I'd still never eat there again.
 
Maybe you were on a hidden camera show but you ran out before the host could jump out and say "YOU'VE BEEN SCABBED!"
 
Probably still illegal though.
 
How unplesent.
 
CaptainWacky said:
Probably still illegal though.
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yes, illegal, but you know just cuz something is illegal does not mean you are going to get caught
i have committed numerous crimes when i was younger
never caught once
and the police are even more clueless in the UK
at least thats what my Scottish relatives say
& some of them should know, since they are cops
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it's true. headvoid is in the deep shit man... johnny tenuglia and me were just talkin' 'bout the time headvoid was on a bank crew, five guys, right, and headvoid was on crowd control. well the driver, right, he's gettin' jittery, see, and takes off. in the middle of the fuckin' job. dead man drivin', johnny said, when he heard about it.

well headvoid, see, well he's got to deal with the point man freakin' out and blabbin' names, and he just blam! takes over. pulls his piece from the forehead of some poor slob who's playin' hostage, right, and blasts the point man in the face. headvoid starts shoutin' commands to the rest of the crew, pulls their shit together, runs outta there.

it's was headvoid's level head that kept that crew from goin' to the clink, but damn, that's some cold shit puttin' down a man on your crew to do it.
 
I think this goes deeper (like the ASDA bitch's nails going deeper into her scalp) than any of us expected.
 
Asda should have a big blue button.
 
Nah, pressing those don't do you any good
 
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