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I don't want to fight

Dick Prickle

Gone.
I don't want to fight
Not tonight
I don't care if I'm
wrong or right
Not tonight
I remember when it
was all love and light
Not tonight
I don't want to burn
down everything
in my sight
Not tonight
Not tonight
Can't we just
pretend it's
all right
Tonight?
 
Too little, too late!

FITE!

*smacks Pickle with a pickled herring*
 
That was last night.

Today I'm willing and able!

*shoves rabid ferret down Loktard's pantz*
 
That was last night.

Today I'm willing and able!

*shoves rabid ferret down Loktard's pantz*

*enjoys*

You should take tips, Pickle. This ferret really knows how to pleasure a man.
 
Who lied and called you a man? :P
 
Who lied and called you a man? :P

You used to. Before I kicked you to the curb.
 
You always "kick me to the curb", til you want something :P
 
You always "kick me to the curb", til you want something :P

You mean until I get bored and spice up the fake drama.
 
No, I meant untill you start craving my PORK SWORD ;)
 
No, I meant untill you start craving my PORK SWORD ;)

*vomits*

Aversion therapy check!

*keeps twitching as the taser tasers his nuts repeatedly*
 
So that's what happens at those "Scared Straight" camps?

I always wondered...
 
No, I meant untill you start craving my PORK SWORD ;)

That reminds me. I need a good pulled pork recipe. I'm thinking of making that this weekend. Do either of you two have one?
 
That reminds me. I need a good pulled pork recipe. I'm thinking of making that this weekend. Do either of you two have one?

Pulled Pork or a pulled pork recipe? LOL.
 
Pulled Pork or a pulled pork recipe? LOL.

Not sure there's a difference. A recipe for pulled pork. A good one.
 
Yeah, I have no idea how to cook that.
 
Yeah, I have no idea how to cook that.

You know what it is, right?
 
I've had it before, yeah.

I just pulled this from teh net, so I have no idea how good it is:

Slow Cooker Pulled Pork
5-6 lb. pork shoulder/pork butt
1 medium onion, thinly sliced
1 cup ketchup
2/3 cup apple cider vinegar
1/2 cup brown sugar
1/2 cup tomato paste
3 tbsp Worcestershire sauce
3 tbsp mustard
2 tsp paprika
2 tsp garlic powder
pinch cayenne pepper
1 1/2 tsp salt
1 1/2 tsp ground black pepper
3/4 cup water

Place onion on the bottom of your slow cooker. Place pork shoulder, trimmed of any obvious excess fat, into slow cooker on top of onions.
In a large mixing bowl, whisk together all remaining ingredients to form the barbecue sauce. Feel free to adjust salt and pepper to taste, if necessary. Pour half of the sauce over the pork and cover. Set remaining sauce aside.
Cook over low heat for about 8 hours (or according to your slow cooker’s presets).
Remove pork to a large bowl and shred with two forks. Transfer meat back into slow cooker and cook for a few more minutes, until meat has soaked up the sauce. Pulled pork can be held on the “warm” setting in the slow cooker for serving.
Serve on soft sandwich rolls, topped with extra barbecue sauce.
Serves 10-12.
 
Oooohhhhh! Thanks. The Worcestershire sauce looks like it would make for a nice addition. In combination with the Apple Cider vinegar, that sounds truly interesting. I'm going to have to try that this weekend.
 
Do let us know how it turns out ;)
 
Do let us know how it turns out ;)

I'll even post pics. :D
 
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