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I dont want to steal Wackys thunder

whisky

whisky

Boobie inspector
But tonight I'm not too happy with life

Got a son I love, a wife I love, a job thats ok, with people I get on really well with, but my house is in a shit hole of a street, where the kids make my life a misery, throwing stones at the house to hope to get you to come out and chase them down the street, when they arent scratching the car.

So I have to decorate this house in order to sell it, only I know as soon as that for sale sign goes up outside the hassle will only escelate.

The kids can do what they want because their parents dont care or they wouldnt be out till late into the night, the cops dont care because they are too young to arrest, and teh council dosnt care, because without a name and address they cant give an asbo.

And if you did go out and give them all a good kicking, its you that would go to jail.

It used to be that I would hate being at work and long to come home, now its coming home I dread.

Where did the world go so wrong that kids rule the streets and adults are prisoners in their own homes?
 
gosh, that's a bad situation - one thing you may want to look into is selling your house via a good online service. instead of putting a sign in the yard where the neighborhood brats will deduce what's up - list it on the web and hopefully get your shit packed before the buyers (or the kids) notice what's up.
 
I suppose I blow it out of preportion, there are others have it worse, I'm just the one stupid enough to let it get to me
 
I wonder if those things that make annoying high pitched sounds would be helpful. Or a pellet gun.

The internet auction idea sounds seriously worth looking into though.
 
It certainly does.

My sister in law makes a high pitched sound, its her voice, having her round all the time would be worse than the kids though.

Seriously, her voice is high, every dog shes had has died of some myserious illness that involves having fits, I think its her squeaky voice.
 
Its a nice idea, but I'd like my own boy un-eaten.

There are companies that will buy your house, but for less than the market value, but I think if we dont set our house price too high it shouldnt take long to sell, for first time buyers its hard to get that first house at a price you can afford, we will be in that bracket, and hopefully we can move somewhere a bit nicer

Preferably somewhere with a good attick for my untheasably large amount of lego
 
i like the pellet gun idea - either that, or you could get a long hollow tube and fire bottle rockets at them from the roof. that would be a hoot!
 
Theres just the whole, going to jail for hurting minors aspect to that plan that makes it awkward.

I need to hire some other minors to injure the annoying minors
 
^I endorse the hooligan versus hooligan plan, myself.

*looks around at everything all over every where*:

o gods, I hate moving.
 
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