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i eat dead cows and i like it

I ate Jesus Pieces once, in church, before I found out you're supposed to be baptised before you get to eat those. I always wondered why Jesus made himself into crackers and wine, but not jalapeno bean dip. You'd think the last supper would have been a little bit more of a party. The guy WAS going away after all. It was the fucking Middle East; nobody thought to bring Hummus?

I didn't realize classichummus was that old and/or important.
 
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