I feel like a pig shat in my head

[headvoid]

I truly have a bastard behind the eyes.

I blame myself entirely for this current frame of mind.

 

[Gagh]

I blame the parrots.

 

[whisky]

Drank a bit too much last night?

 

[Yub]

I felt like that yesterday, only it was more like a crazed LSD snorting elephant took a huge dump in my head and then danced in it. I forgot my medication the day before.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You shouldn't let pigs shit behind your eyes.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Mmm, sloppy, ham-fisted behaviour. After all, you're the one who brings home the bacon, aren't you?

 

[Dr Dave]

Better wash your eyes out.