I feel like I should watch BB this year

[The Tomtrek]

so that I know what everyone in the MF is going on about!!


So I was watching the "live feed at like 3am yesterday and there was some girls who were sort of hot and one fat welsh one and one who was really old? And like she had a giant stomach but thin legs and she looked like Sy Snootles?!

So I don't no what do to!!!??

 

[The Tomtrek]

Oh also Sy Snootles clapped A LOT.

Like whenever anyone said anything somewhat funny she would be like

"AH HA HA HA HA HA HA *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*"

 

[Mentalist]

What sort of demented idiots would willingly watch Big Brother?



Oh..

 

[The Tomtrek]

Menty get on MSN so you can guide my life!

 

[CaptainWacky]

They're all girls. YOU'RE BOUND TO FIND ONE YOU LIKe.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

You were watching Carole. She's a peace demonstrator, so probably has hairy armpits and smells of cheese.

 

[CaptainWacky]

World peace will not be brought about by peace demonstrators.

 

[The Tomtrek]

You were watching Carole. She's a peace demonstrator, so probably has hairy armpits and smells of cheese.

I think I will continue to call her Sy Snootles.

 

[Mentalist]

The Big Brother discussion group has gained a member.

 

[whisky]

So far there are still less of us watching than actual people in the house

 

[Mentalist]

Me
You
Wacky
Tomtrek
GB
Fuddlemiff


Six of us.

 

[whisky]

The dirty half dozen

 

[The Tomtrek]

By "watching it" I mean I will turn it on at like 3am before I go to sleep to see them saying "I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT HOT SAUCE I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY DIDN'T LET ME BRING HOT SAUCE THEY KNOW I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT".

 

[whisky]

Last nights was ultra dull, only saved by them feeling each others tits up.

Hopefully things will improve when the men join properly, not the token one thats going in tonight, unless its Bernard Manning or something.

 

[Grammour Boy]

LOL.

That's why I hope it remains all girls. Because girls are funny like that when there are no blokes around. Can you imagine a group of guys standing around feeling up each others balls? But girls will just go around feeling each other's boobs and there's nothing sexual about it. They do it very matter-of-factly. They just started feeling each other's boobies to see which ones are heavy.

I need a screen cap of Nicky grimacing as she attempts to lift up Laura's boobs.

 

[Mentalist]

^pervert

 

[CaptainWacky]

...

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Let's be honest, feeling men's testicles and watching men feeling men's testicles just isn't as much fun.

 

[Cassie]

Now I'll be picturing men weighing each others balls in my head.

 

[CaptainWacky]

BANG BANG