I feel so much better now

[Jethro]

I have been constipated for three days. I think I ate too much cheese on Friday. Anyway, I just now came from the toilet where I took a Loktar the size of Cleveland.

I feel like a new man.

 

[Fag Roy]

Oh yeah! Ive had those days. Fun arent they?

 

[Jethro]

They can't be beat.

 

[Fag Roy]

I love it when you take a laxative and have diahreah for days on end.

 

[Jethro]

I know you havent been here very long, but we don't use the D word around here. We call it a "liquid Loktar."

 

[Jethro]

another day. another good Loktar.

 

[Gagh]

Best get flushing.