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I finally got my dream job
- Thread starter Mirah
- Start date
Volpone
Zombie Hunter
And now I've got to check Google and Bing.
Yeah...I'm not going to post a link to the Bing image search. You can thank me later.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
(Sorry for ruining your thread, Mirah.)
Dr Dave
pillzlol
We had a politician here who was a little person with a hook for a hand.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Especially of it's distracting you from ugly balls.
Mirah
I love you
Today a family was on the boat
as one of the kids was exiting he looked at his dad and said, "He pooped!"
I thought he was talking about his brother who was exiting at the same time-I assumed they had just come from the restroom since they were last off the boat. His father made sort of a face and I sort of made a surprised face and laughed a little.
The 2 kids exited the boat and the father got back on and I asked him what he was doing and he said "I have to get the dog"
OOOOOOH! The dog pooped!
And it happened to be on one of the doggy blankets-which are actually cage covers.
But luckily it was not my shift, so I went back to the office!
(The blanket got thrown away) They are supposed to be over the cage, not under the dog. (They did offer to pay for the blanket)
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
I suppose it's better it was the dog than the kid.
