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I FIRMLY believe Summer Glau smells like pancakes

It's true! Having been forced to orally pleasure both Summer and Lena Headey (who insists that I refer to her exclusively by her first AND last name like Teal'c from Stargate because it makes her laugh and laughing makes her CUM), I can personally attest that Summer both smells and tastes like buttermilk pancakes with a light topping of whipped cream and strawberry puree, while Lena Headey both smells and tastes like Dinty Moore beef stew.
 
HALLMARK CHANNEL, Thurs Dec 13, 8PM ET

HELP FOR THE HOLIDAYS (2012)

An elf (Summer Glau) takes a job as a nanny in order to help a family revive their Christmas spirit, which has dwindled over the years as the parents' business has taken off. The elf, meanwhile, forms a bond with the kids and their uncle, and considers making her trip away from the North Pole a permanent move. Summer Glau, Dan Gauthier, Eva La Rue, John Brotherton.
Summer Glau AND Ensign Sam Lavelle. How the mighty have...something.
 
I bet elves smell like pancakes too, so it's a perfect fit!

Dan Gauthier looks like Dan Gauthier if he were 20 years older and had gained a bunch of weight...it's the oddest thing.
 
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