I forgot how good old simpsons could be

[whisky]

Homer: Lets go home
Bart: We are home!
Homer: Thats fast.

 

[Kitty]

To be fair, that joke wasn't an accurate depiction of how witty the Simpsons used to be.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Yes, yes, it's all a rich tapestry.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Moe: Why don't you invite him over for dinner? You know, turn an enemy into a friend. Then when he least expects it, BAM! The old fork in the eye.
Homer: You think it would work without the "fork in the eye"?
Moe: There's always a first time.