I found this on the newsstand yesterday

[Love Child]

I also met somebody else who couldn't believe I was who I was. The look on his face when I asked him about jack.

That was fucking funny.

"You're love child?"

And the whole room turns around.

Priceless.

 

[Loktar]

I met Bickendan and his friend Pope Dan.

 

[jack]

I want to see the autograph book.

 

[Falconarg]

errhhhhg

 

[Loktar]

Don't take a dump here, ya constipated little man.

 

[Love Child]

I want to see the autograph book.

I should send it to you. It practically has no meaning to me. But I will be keeping something else I purchased on that trip.

 

[jack]

Jesus, you make everything so fucking hot.

 

['Gear]

That's because 'she' is a man writing a woman the way we think she should be.

 

[I Love Cunt]

That's because 'she' is a man writing a woman the way we think she should be.

Yes.
I write only for you.
Your pleasure.
Not mine.
None of this pleases me.



LOL

 

[I Love Cunt]

Fuck
I am so wet now
I am going to bite my fingers
and play with myself
until I cum
then
I
will
sleep

goodnight

 

[jack]

See what you did 'Gear?

 

[Ilyanna]

If accusing her of being a man results in posts like 29/30, then

I BET LC IS A 40 YEARS-OLD REALLY MANLY MAN SITTING AT HIS COMPUTER AND TROLLING US BY PRETENDING TO BE THE PERFECT FEMALE.

There, that should get interesting.

 

[jack]

I've seen "him"
naked.
But I'm still not
gaY
iN FACT
my dick got so
HARD
seeing "him"
NAKED
that the rope
was a little
longer
than usual.

 

['Gear]

Do you all think I'm just stumbling around in the dark knocking things over?

Jesus.

 

[I Love Cunt]

Do you all think I'm just stumbling around in the dark knocking things over?

Jesus.

No.
Not at all

 

[I Love Cunt]

Do you all think I'm just stumbling around in the dark knocking things over?

Jesus.

You will be blindfolded and Ily, Henoch and myself will do as we please with you.
Fuck, I will do as I please with Ily.
No, I will do as I please with Ily and Henoch.

I want a cock in my mouth
and a cock in my pussy
breasts in my hands
and nipples all around me

would that be too much?

 

[jack]

That's at least 10 nipples, should work fine.

 

['Gear]

You will be blindfolded and Ily, Henoch and myself will do as we please with you.
Fuck, I will do as I please with Ily.
No, I will do as I please with Ily and Henoch.

I want a cock in my mouth
and a cock in my pussy
breasts in my hands
and nipples all around me

would that be too much?

You've got some shit turned around.

I'm a top.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Looks like a dead heat in that there zeppelin race.

 

[jack]

"The Woman Your Boyfriend Masturbates To"