I fucked whisky's sister.

[The Question]

But she wasn't as good as his mom. But his mom wasn't as good as both of them together. But both of them together weren't as good as his cat. But his cat wasn't as good as his eighth-grade teacher. But his eighth-grade teacher wasn't as good as Allison Mack. Not sure how good Allison Mack is. But probably not as good as a bowl of ravioli that's been out in the sun for a few days.

 

[whisky]

I have no sister, no cat, my 8th grade teacher was a man, and my mum is 74, so I guess you are hard up for dates

 

[CaptainWacky]

Allison Mack for Celebrity Big Brother!?

 

[whisky]

They are going to evict her early, then bring her back later, in what they will undoubtedly call, the return of the Mack.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She throws Nikki-style tantrums. "I'M SOOOOOOOOOO CHLOEEEEEEE!"